your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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