Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Two words: nipple clamps
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