I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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