Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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