Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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