Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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