So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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