I want to stick my p in your. b.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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