He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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