He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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