Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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