and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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