I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
