would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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