you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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