So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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