I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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