ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i jhust puked up my retainher.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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