He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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