Porn is love you can see.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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