No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
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