Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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