we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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