i barfeds in our rink
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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