i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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