Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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