she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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