btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
