U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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