i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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