she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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