yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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