you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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