Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Come on in and take your pants off
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