Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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