I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Randomize
