no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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