therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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