We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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