I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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