Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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