Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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