Dual....:-)
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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