In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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