So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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