We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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