ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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