In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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