No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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