could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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