You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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