I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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