when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My vagina just recognized that song.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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