Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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