A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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