ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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