I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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